So I saw this at World Market.

How could I not buy it?

So I did buy it.

And I took it to work.

And I shared with my fellow Baconites.

And I did not like it at all.

But when all was said and done, and votes cast and the score counted I was vastly outvoted.  the opinion of the many was “It is not better than actual bacon, but it is better than not having any bacon.”