It's illegal to say to a voter "Here's $100, vote for me." So what do the politicians do? They offer the $100 in the form of Health Care, Social Security, Unemployment Insurance, Food Stamps, tobacco subsidies, grain payments, NEA payments, and jobs programs. – Don Farrar

— Famous-Quote.net (@famousquotenet) April 13, 2018

It's illegal to say to a woman "Here's $100, have sex with me." So what do men do? They offer the $100 in flowers and dinner and jewels and chocolates… https://t.co/3sq9659AaW

— Johnny (@BornToEatBacon) April 13, 2018