Meteorologist 1: No rain in the forecast.
My Right Knee: <throbbing> Bullshit!
Meteorologist 2: No rain in the forecast.
My Left Knee: <throbbing> Bullshit!
Meteorologist 3: No rain in the forecast.
Guess what?
Looks like a sneaky rain shower could interrupt the Tribe Game for a few minutes. pic.twitter.com/hOiZZKKsKs
— Mark Johnson (@MarkJWeather) June 5, 2019
Well this certainly explains a lot!
I found Nessie chilling off the coast of Zuldazar. No wonder no one can find her in Scotland.#Warcraft pic.twitter.com/zCO1dhhgC2
— Hayley R. Howard (@hayleybekah) May 20, 2019
— Cheryl Sadler, MLIS (@sadlercheryl) December 19, 2018
John Wick is not The Batman.
John Wick is who you call
to kill the mother fucking Batman.
John Wick And Batman Throw Down In Great Fan-Made Trailer https://t.co/LNXhsEd7P4 pic.twitter.com/5x9C9Ol3sX
— GeekTyrant (@GeekTyrant) August 28, 2018
I used to work at a wildlife center in college, housing mostly ostriches & deer (including a cloned deer! https://t.co/q5gYU9r0kq ) I liked to volunteer to do evening feeds in summer & holidays.
— aka LW Salinas, Herder of Cats (@sithwitch) June 1, 2018
One pen had 3 deer & 2 emus, and 1 of the deer had facial paralysis from running into fences so you had to stay in the pen to make sure the emus wouldn't chase him off from his food since he ate slow. It was my favorite pen.
— aka LW Salinas, Herder of Cats (@sithwitch) June 1, 2018
To me @feliciaday and @KariByron are among the most desirable women of the day.
A pretty girl with brains and snark will always win.
— Johnny ~R (@BornToEatBacon) April 23, 2017
The fact that Kari Byron and Felicia Day both liked my Tweet made me smile. I hope each had a momentary grin when they read it. It also says a lot that so many men agreed with me. Geek Girls are awesome and smart is sexy.
The 30 Essential Cured Meats To Know – Food Republic https://t.co/HBWYWHNWDg @foodrepublic pic.twitter.com/3DRDZA5VvI
— StepAwayFromTheCarbs (@stepawaycarbs) January 31, 2017
I have always loved Kari Byron. Beautiful, bright and extremely funny, she’s got it all.
We're chatting w/ @grantimahara @KariByron & @ToryBelleci of #WhiteRabbitProject on FB today at 11am PST! Tweet us your questions for them! pic.twitter.com/Tw6H5cLoui
— Nerdist (@nerdist) December 7, 2016
