United Church of Bacon


Hail Bacon,

Full of Grease,

The Lard is with thee.

Blessed are thou amongst piggies,

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Bacon God.

Holy Baconess, mother of Bacon God,

Pray for our Gluttoness

Now and at the hour of our premature Death.

Amen! Praise the Lard.


-United Church of Bacon